so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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