I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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