The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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