it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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