real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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