I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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