Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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