So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
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this made me laugh :)
Of course you like her, she is your mother.
"She's like that with everybody."
Typical high desert chick... use a rubber!
oh central valley, i love you so much
it was my birthday, can i get a little slack?
girls + alcohol = horny girls. ohh god story of my life.