i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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