sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
