im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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