why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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