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  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:28pm

    2:19 would you rather have your president be good at baseball or running the country? clearly Bush chose baseball..

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:58pm

    obama is more republican than democrat, more socialist than capitalist, and whiter than black...he is one fuckin conundrum

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:42pm

    since i'm tired of lame political arguments starting over texts that the mods intentionally let on here to start shit, let's all talk about how 5:28 sounds like a slut.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:02pm

    3:23, you need some damn sense to be POTUS. Obama has none. The most unqualified man to ever hold the office.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:38am

    Good one genius ^ I

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:02pm

    8:19 ... you are so uninformed

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:02am

    Fuck Republicans. You guys don't spend more than five minutes thinking about anything.

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:12pm

    Anybody got any strychnine I can drink?

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:19am

    Every "Republican" I know between the ages of 15 and 30 doesn't form their OWN opinion on politics. They just follow what Mommy and Daddy say.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:20pm

    Um, that's why he has the job of President, not major league baseball player...duh

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:20pm

    1:35 thank you for tht

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:40am

    Obama may not have a good arm but his jump shot is better than yours.

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    2:48, that, my friend, is an all-time classic! Anybody who says shit after that is just pretending.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:51pm

    well thats not sexist or anything.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:02pm

    9:32 i would gladly run against obama. only problem is i don't have millions of dollars to campaign. you have to be very wealthy to run for president dumbass. and i do believe i could do better.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:38pm

    How do you know it isn't Obama asking for it in the butt?

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:27pm

    Obama kills flies. Bush got a shoe thrown at him.

  • 36 40
    Submitted by ashleethecatch on Jun 25, 10 at 3:12pm

    Nobama!

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:01pm

    Anyone else think this actually just a sports 'analogy' and that Michelle sent this is in?

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:24pm

    hey if she wont let you put it in her butt i will

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:31pm

    2:28 then apparently obama chose neither!

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm

    laughed out loud at this text. hahahahaha

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:21pm

    3:26 you hear about the incident in Philadelphia where a bunch of black kids were kicked out of a pool? wanna know who kicked them out? his name is John Duesler, and he supported the Obama campaign. Don't call republicans racist... cause racism occurs all over the spectrum...

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:56pm

    How more gendered can you get? No wonder the GOP has problems attracting educated women.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    aw thats romantic! how do you know what i likeee;)

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:52pm

    1:42 i took macro last semester. even my teacher said obama is a dumbass.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:26pm

    American League beat you National League bitches yet again!!! hahaha suck it!!

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:33am

    Wow that's the same as every Democrat I know between 13 and 50.

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:26pm

    yeah, and he was a shitty president, what does that say?

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:09pm

    Our economy sucks right now because of Regan. He started the policy of ignoring the national debt. There's really nothing anyone can do except let the economy fix itself. That's the best policy. We need to shut down our trading with China and focus on ourselves. Japan did it twice and look how they've turned out. I voted Obama because, unlike McCain, he gave a whole generation of faith. All in all, I'm expecting him to be what Eva Peron was to Argentina.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:36pm

    4:01 makes sense. freedom isn't free.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:38pm

    HAHA. 3:31....As horribly mean as what you said is, I laughed. Out loud. Not gonna lie though, one does sound like a class-A dbag when claiming that Republicans are "all racist, homophobic nuts". Stereotypes are AWESOME.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:48pm

    The blind fanaticism of liberals makes em scared...very scared

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:26 suck my right wing nuts. you obviously know nothing about this country

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:01pm

    there is no one better than obama to ruin my mood on a daily basis, i can barely watch the news anymore

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:19pm

    some of the best players in the league are black - 2:04 love him or hate him when Bush threw that pitch in the 2001 world series it was a dead on laser right down the middle, best pitch ever thrown by a president

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:54pm

    my stereo type is HI-FI how bout yours?

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:26pm

    Nice to see the right wing douchebags out in force, proving how little they have to say which actually matters, or makes any sense. There's a reason you guys lost your asses in November, you're all racist, homophobic nuts.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:45pm

    Um, Bush and Obama were/are both horrible for our country. Ever heard of a deficit? These guys have successfully crippled us for the next 2 generations, minimum.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:02pm

    Disfuckin like asshole get a life.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:34pm

    9:34: The deficit hit 10 trillion dollars last October. Obama increased it by only 8 percent with his stimulus plan. The big difference between him and Bush? Bush ran up that debt pumping money into a war with a vague objective and continued dependency on foreign oil. Policies with no chance of a return. Obama put the money into the domestic economy, something that actually has a chance of showing a return in the next few years. You anal bum cover!

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:42pm

    i like how people are actually attempting to argue substance on this website

  • 30 38
    Submitted by cat_1 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:21pm

    Clinton only balanced the budget by defunding the military

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:42pm

    Yea and take a macro class before you hate on Obama pumping money into the country

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:00am

    4:02 Obama may not have been fantastic so far, but there have definitely been other unqualified men to hold office.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:01am

    be patient mtv children....... have you ever tried to stop a runaway freight train? the last administration broke THE WORLD... it takes time... next time you are on the highway (the wrong way) doing 100mph, turn the wheel as hard as you can or go from 100 to 0 mph instantly... guess what... accident and or physically impossible. Oh yeah, for those who hide behind no taxes try not changing the oil in your car and see what happens... it is a must and it costs money. nothing is free.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:50pm

    these posts are disgusting and a prime example of the explicit racism and sexism that occurs within our country. i am embarrassed to be an american.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:48pm

    Obama kills flys because he is Kenyan, they are good at that shit

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:01pm

    you guys leave Robamin Hood alone.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:49pm

    how do you know if 5:28 is not a man?

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    its called sarcasm, 430, you prick....go jump off a bridge

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:34pm

    $1,080,000,000,000 buget deficit....4x that of last year and still going strong! I guess he never specified that the "change" was gonna be positive.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:11am

    hey you guys arent focusing on the most important thing.......someone still needs to put it in my butt

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:26pm

    i bet either one of his daughters could have thrown it better.

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:12am

    and 259 i agree colloreds are lazy but they can afford to be know that the president is having the white people work an support them

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:35am

    Okay first of all that fucktard who said that republicans are all homophobic d bag assholes or whatever is a joke to the country. Most liberals no nothing about politics they're just liberals because everyone else us. A country that is not restricted by it's government will do well. Liberals don't understand that their party wants government to have more control.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:32am

    i try to escape obama on the news and guess what i see him on espn, making predictions for every fucking sport

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:23pm

    This country is an idiocracy. Fine he can't pitch. But he was chair of the Harvard Law review. That's what you need in a president, not athletic prowess!

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm

    when obama gets done in 3 and a half years, america will be wishing bush was still the president. i just thank the good lord above that we live in a country where we can fix our mistakes.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:45pm

    yeah. take one that isn't taught by liberal douchebags

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:28am

    8:19, nicely said. 10:02, ur an idiot. would you rather have "manbearpig" protecting the country?

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:09pm

    It's pretty sad that people have to watch the first pitch of an ALL-STAR game to distinguish how good of a President we have. 3:12 - - you said "colloreds"- this goes to show uneducated, racist... Obama is half white too; but you all knew that.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:04am

    well your here so we already knew this

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:58am

    Let's re-elect clintion since everyone wants the national debt to go away. He did a pretty good job with that. Not to mention he's a better black man than Obama will ever be.

  • 15 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:59pm

    maybe a slut 542, but an awesome slut, and god bless the girl for letting people put it in her butt

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:02pm

    Dems don't get it from Mommy and Daddy, they get it from all the High School drop out Hollywood Types, and all the professors that never made it as hippies

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:42pm

    He could have borrowed Sarah Palin's Balls

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm

    and he's president and you losers are surfing TFLN. gotta love this country

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:59pm

    one of the most enjoyable tfnl to read in a while..

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:33pm

    i love how people get pissed off when obama decides to put some money into the american economy instead of fueling a war which has very obscure goals and keeps america reliant on fuel.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:22am

    Anybody remember Gerald Ford?

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    Bush had tons of time to practice his throw when he was avoiding doing his job. Worst president ever followed by the best one... Republicans are the reason we're not #1 in education and the reason we're losing our power to countries like Japan and China. Whenever I meet a republican I immediately lose respect for them and start speaking slowly and in smaller words so they can avoid that "I'mma goldfish!" look they get when an intelligent person starts speaking at them.

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:19am

    Republican Vs Democrats... ROFL at the inane stupidity. But remember ONE thing... we can enjoy this silliness because Uncle Dubya kept us safe.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:33pm

    Just a pussy in every since of the word. Execpt wasting other peoples money. he has no fear there

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:31am

    obama lovesssss it up the butt

  • 15 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:01pm

    conservative guys are sexxxaaay ;)

  • 22 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:36pm

    Q: What did the President say to you when you shook his hand afterwards and did the ball bounce ALBERT PUJOLS: What are you talking about? He hit the ball right at my glove. He just told me, go get them and be blessed. I told him the same thing and that it was an honor to meet him.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:35pm

    WHO CARES about how he throws a ball. What's really important is how his policy making effects our nation in the long term.

  • 19 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:57pm

    1:56 haha for your talking shit About republicans being stupid, I expected you to be smarter. You talk TO someone, not AT them retard

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:08pm

    to the dumbass that said the shit about baseball being dominated by blacks...try latinos, then whites, then blacks, check out the facts...and im taking macro right now, and the teacher said obama might as well nuke us bc he is just moving us more towards socialism then any kind of economy saving...and yes i feel smart for saying im in macro, booyah

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:20pm

    Can we just have a condensed post where one person says something about socialism, being black, basketball, etc etc and then be done with it?

  • 20 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:33am

    fuck politics, keep them off this site

  • 12 26
    Submitted by eachwishresigned on Feb 16, 12 at 7:58pm

    4:58, you can't be "more socialist" and "more Republican" at the same time. Gah everyone is so uninformed

  • 21 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:59pm

    sarah palin is one hot grandmother.

  • 20 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:28pm

    Why fight about politics on THIS SITE? That's lame.

  • 24 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:20pm

    you will kill dlys like Kenyans, You will kill flys so fast people will think you are Kenyan, you will be deported back to KENYA

  • 22 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:53pm

    9:34, I don't know if you have some sort of brain damage but as far as I know Obama was inaugurated this past January and cannot be held responsible for whatever asshole was President last year.

  • 20 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    can it be a short bridge ? heights scare me

  • 23 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:06pm

    um 2:04 really???? t

  • 13 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:34pm

    2:33 speaks the truth

  • 15 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:06pm

    thats BOTUS: Blackman Of The United States

  • 21 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    3:26 so the conservative people in our country are all racists because we don't hail to the first black man to run for president? its probably more of a race issue that led to him being elected in the first place. prime example: colin powell has shared conservative beliefs his entire political career, but came out in support of obama whose views were almost direct opposite of his own.

  • 20 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am

    Holy fuckstains, this place is full of stupid. I don't even know where to start or if it's worth the trouble of bothering.

  • 17 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:39pm

    Also, 1:31 near the top of the page...you think FOX would use a shot of Obama that made him look better? That's laughable. That's like giving Limbaugh a show on MSNBC. Media bias goes both ways (I'm looking at you Sarah Palin)

  • 19 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:36pm

    Baseball is boring. It's so boring that taking women's fertility drugs makes you perform better. Plus Obama is pretty good at basketball.