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  • 2:48, that, my friend, is an all-time classic! Anybody who says shit after that is just pretending.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:51pm
  • since i'm tired of lame political arguments starting over texts that the mods intentionally let on here to start shit, let's all talk about how 5:28 sounds like a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:42pm
  • maybe a slut 542, but an awesome slut, and god bless the girl for letting people put it in her butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Fuck Republicans. You guys don't spend more than five minutes thinking about anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:02am
  • aw thats romantic! how do you know what i likeee;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:04pm
  • 3:26 you hear about the incident in Philadelphia where a bunch of black kids were kicked out of a pool? wanna know who kicked them out? his name is John Duesler, and he supported the Obama campaign. Don't call republicans racist... cause racism occurs all over the spectrum...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:21pm
  • HAHA. 3:31....As horribly mean as what you said is, I laughed. Out loud. Not gonna lie though, one does sound like a class-A dbag when claiming that Republicans are "all racist, homophobic nuts". Stereotypes are AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Um, that's why he has the job of President, not major league baseball player...duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:20pm
  • $1,080,000,000,000 buget deficit....4x that of last year and still going strong! I guess he never specified that the "change" was gonna be positive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:34pm
  • 1:35 thank you for tht

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:20pm
  • 3:26 suck my right wing nuts. you obviously know nothing about this country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:31pm
  • there is no one better than obama to ruin my mood on a daily basis, i can barely watch the news anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 8:19 ... you are so uninformed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:02pm
  • obama is more republican than democrat, more socialist than capitalist, and whiter than black...he is one fuckin conundrum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Nice to see the right wing douchebags out in force, proving how little they have to say which actually matters, or makes any sense. There's a reason you guys lost your asses in November, you're all racist, homophobic nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:26pm
  • hey if she wont let you put it in her butt i will

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:24pm
  • one of the most enjoyable tfnl to read in a while..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:59pm
  • 2:19 would you rather have your president be good at baseball or running the country? clearly Bush chose baseball..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Disfuckin like asshole get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:02pm
  • conservative guys are sexxxaaay ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:01pm
  • 3:23, you need some damn sense to be POTUS. Obama has none. The most unqualified man to ever hold the office.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:02pm
  • my stereo type is HI-FI how bout yours?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Good one genius ^ I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:38am
  • How do you know it isn't Obama asking for it in the butt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:38pm
  • Obama kills flies. Bush got a shoe thrown at him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Our economy sucks right now because of Regan. He started the policy of ignoring the national debt. There's really nothing anyone can do except let the economy fix itself. That's the best policy. We need to shut down our trading with China and focus on ourselves. Japan did it twice and look how they've turned out. I voted Obama because, unlike McCain, he gave a whole generation of faith. All in all, I'm expecting him to be what Eva Peron was to Argentina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Obama kills flys because he is Kenyan, they are good at that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Anybody got any strychnine I can drink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:12pm
  • American League beat you National League bitches yet again!!! hahaha suck it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:26pm
  • laughed out loud at this text. hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm
  • yeah, and he was a shitty president, what does that say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:26pm
  • The blind fanaticism of liberals makes em scared...very scared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 4:02 Obama may not have been fantastic so far, but there have definitely been other unqualified men to hold office.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:00am
  • Nobama!

    Submitted by ashleethecatch on Jun 25, 10 at 3:12pm
  • 9:32 i would gladly run against obama. only problem is i don't have millions of dollars to campaign. you have to be very wealthy to run for president dumbass. and i do believe i could do better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:02pm
  • 1:56 haha for your talking shit About republicans being stupid, I expected you to be smarter. You talk TO someone, not AT them retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:57pm
  • Every "Republican" I know between the ages of 15 and 30 doesn't form their OWN opinion on politics. They just follow what Mommy and Daddy say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:19am
  • and 259 i agree colloreds are lazy but they can afford to be know that the president is having the white people work an support them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:12am
  • 2:28 then apparently obama chose neither!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Um, Bush and Obama were/are both horrible for our country. Ever heard of a deficit? These guys have successfully crippled us for the next 2 generations, minimum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:45pm
  • 9:34: The deficit hit 10 trillion dollars last October. Obama increased it by only 8 percent with his stimulus plan. The big difference between him and Bush? Bush ran up that debt pumping money into a war with a vague objective and continued dependency on foreign oil. Policies with no chance of a return. Obama put the money into the domestic economy, something that actually has a chance of showing a return in the next few years. You anal bum cover!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Anyone else think this actually just a sports 'analogy' and that Michelle sent this is in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:01pm
  • its called sarcasm, 430, you prick....go jump off a bridge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Q: What did the President say to you when you shook his hand afterwards and did the ball bounce ALBERT PUJOLS: What are you talking about? He hit the ball right at my glove. He just told me, go get them and be blessed. I told him the same thing and that it was an honor to meet him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:36pm
  • How more gendered can you get? No wonder the GOP has problems attracting educated women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Wow that's the same as every Democrat I know between 13 and 50.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:33am
  • Obama may not have a good arm but his jump shot is better than yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:40am
  • fuck politics, keep them off this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:33am
  • i love how people get pissed off when obama decides to put some money into the american economy instead of fueling a war which has very obscure goals and keeps america reliant on fuel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Clinton only balanced the budget by defunding the military

    Submitted by cat_1 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Can we just have a condensed post where one person says something about socialism, being black, basketball, etc etc and then be done with it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:20pm
  • hey you guys arent focusing on the most important thing.......someone still needs to put it in my butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:11am
  • these posts are disgusting and a prime example of the explicit racism and sexism that occurs within our country. i am embarrassed to be an american.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Yea and take a macro class before you hate on Obama pumping money into the country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:42pm
  • well thats not sexist or anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:51pm
  • thats BOTUS: Blackman Of The United States

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:06pm
  • yeah. take one that isn't taught by liberal douchebags

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:45pm
  • i bet either one of his daughters could have thrown it better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:26pm
  • be patient mtv children....... have you ever tried to stop a runaway freight train? the last administration broke THE WORLD... it takes time... next time you are on the highway (the wrong way) doing 100mph, turn the wheel as hard as you can or go from 100 to 0 mph instantly... guess what... accident and or physically impossible. Oh yeah, for those who hide behind no taxes try not changing the oil in your car and see what happens... it is a must and it costs money. nothing is free.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:01am
  • Let's re-elect clintion since everyone wants the national debt to go away. He did a pretty good job with that. Not to mention he's a better black man than Obama will ever be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:58am
  • some of the best players in the league are black - 2:04 love him or hate him when Bush threw that pitch in the 2001 world series it was a dead on laser right down the middle, best pitch ever thrown by a president

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 4:01 makes sense. freedom isn't free.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:36pm
  • i like how people are actually attempting to argue substance on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:42pm
  • um 2:04 really???? t

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Just a pussy in every since of the word. Execpt wasting other peoples money. he has no fear there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:33pm
  • 8:19, nicely said. 10:02, ur an idiot. would you rather have "manbearpig" protecting the country?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:28am
  • 1:42 i took macro last semester. even my teacher said obama is a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Bush had tons of time to practice his throw when he was avoiding doing his job. Worst president ever followed by the best one... Republicans are the reason we're not #1 in education and the reason we're losing our power to countries like Japan and China. Whenever I meet a republican I immediately lose respect for them and start speaking slowly and in smaller words so they can avoid that "I'mma goldfish!" look they get when an intelligent person starts speaking at them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Dems don't get it from Mommy and Daddy, they get it from all the High School drop out Hollywood Types, and all the professors that never made it as hippies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Anybody remember Gerald Ford?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:22am
  • to the dumbass that said the shit about baseball being dominated by blacks...try latinos, then whites, then blacks, check out the facts...and im taking macro right now, and the teacher said obama might as well nuke us bc he is just moving us more towards socialism then any kind of economy saving...and yes i feel smart for saying im in macro, booyah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:08pm
  • It's pretty sad that people have to watch the first pitch of an ALL-STAR game to distinguish how good of a President we have. 3:12 - - you said "colloreds"- this goes to show uneducated, racist... Obama is half white too; but you all knew that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:09pm
  • when obama gets done in 3 and a half years, america will be wishing bush was still the president. i just thank the good lord above that we live in a country where we can fix our mistakes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:38pm
  • 4:58, you can't be "more socialist" and "more Republican" at the same time. Gah everyone is so uninformed

    Submitted by eachwishresigned on Feb 16, 12 at 7:58pm
  • how do you know if 5:28 is not a man?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:49pm
  • This country is an idiocracy. Fine he can't pitch. But he was chair of the Harvard Law review. That's what you need in a president, not athletic prowess!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:23pm
  • and he's president and you losers are surfing TFLN. gotta love this country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Okay first of all that fucktard who said that republicans are all homophobic d bag assholes or whatever is a joke to the country. Most liberals no nothing about politics they're just liberals because everyone else us. A country that is not restricted by it's government will do well. Liberals don't understand that their party wants government to have more control.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:35am
  • you guys leave Robamin Hood alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:01pm
  • i try to escape obama on the news and guess what i see him on espn, making predictions for every fucking sport

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:32am
  • Why fight about politics on THIS SITE? That's lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:28pm
  • sarah palin is one hot grandmother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:59pm
  • He could have borrowed Sarah Palin's Balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Baseball is boring. It's so boring that taking women's fertility drugs makes you perform better. Plus Obama is pretty good at basketball.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:36pm
  • WHO CARES about how he throws a ball. What's really important is how his policy making effects our nation in the long term.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Republican Vs Democrats... ROFL at the inane stupidity. But remember ONE thing... we can enjoy this silliness because Uncle Dubya kept us safe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:19am
  • well your here so we already knew this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:04am
  • can it be a short bridge ? heights scare me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:49pm
  • obama lovesssss it up the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:31am
  • you will kill dlys like Kenyans, You will kill flys so fast people will think you are Kenyan, you will be deported back to KENYA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Holy fuckstains, this place is full of stupid. I don't even know where to start or if it's worth the trouble of bothering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am
  • 2:33 speaks the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:34pm
  • 9:34, I don't know if you have some sort of brain damage but as far as I know Obama was inaugurated this past January and cannot be held responsible for whatever asshole was President last year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Also, 1:31 near the top of the page...you think FOX would use a shot of Obama that made him look better? That's laughable. That's like giving Limbaugh a show on MSNBC. Media bias goes both ways (I'm looking at you Sarah Palin)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:39pm
  • 3:26 so the conservative people in our country are all racists because we don't hail to the first black man to run for president? its probably more of a race issue that led to him being elected in the first place. prime example: colin powell has shared conservative beliefs his entire political career, but came out in support of obama whose views were almost direct opposite of his own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:37pm