yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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