Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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