the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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