He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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