my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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