Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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