I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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