It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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