I puked a lego.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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