: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I forget how to act sober
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