I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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