O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Brb crying the tears of my youth
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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