im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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