Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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