There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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