It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's great music for shaving your balls
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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