Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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