so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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