When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So vagazzling was a success
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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