so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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