Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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