Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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