its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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