Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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