found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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