I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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