Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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