their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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