Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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