and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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