are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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