i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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