i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you win again, gameday.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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