This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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