dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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