look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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