i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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