Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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