That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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