You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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