And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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