Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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