I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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