Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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