Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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