maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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